I chanced upon a humorous article once that states female soldiers should not join male soldiers in the battlefield as thereâs a big possibility that during heavy action, a lady commando might accidentally mow down half of her comrades in the platoon because of her sudden strong emotions or wrong premature instincts. That got me really laughing and at the same time, I couldnât have agreed more.
That brings me to tell you about the movie thatâs slated to be shown here this week. Steven Soderbergh’s âHaywireâ starring martial arts expert Gina Carano boasts of another electrifying tale of espionage and betrayal. Iâm sure itâs gonna be a highly entertaining film as it caters to gals like me who are suckers for female heroines that fearlessly engage men in duels or various kinds of all-out war. The female protagonist here looks a bit more believable as an action figure. Strong, sharp and pretty slick. Looking at the stills of the movie though, she looks a little too tough and unfeminine for my taste. But thatâs ok. I guess.
Kill Bill, Salt, Resident Evil, Matrix trilogy, Charlieâs Angels etc.. They all feature sexy, beautiful, smart ladies you couldnât mess around with. Iâm thrilled to watch these kinds of movies that have formidable women kicking menâs asses.
Imagine a female James Bond. Wow. Side by side with macho-looking hunks as her love interests that serve as decorations in the movie (He-he). I’d certainly love that.Â
 âI am the deadliest woman on this planet.â said Beatrix Kiddo with that stony look in all her glory in Quentin Tarantinoâs outstanding action-packed film âKill Bill.â Itâs the ultimate, most appealing line I wish I could deliver stoically to anyone without batting an eyelash. Or bursting into a subsequent chuckle.
By the way, is it womenâs secret urge to do battle with and fantasize about victory in the end over the opposite sex? Canât be sure.
One thing I must say though, majority of the movies of this genre had a hard time convincing me the ladies could single-handedly go to war against an all-men battalion. Uma Thurman as Beatrix Kiddo might be tough but she looked skinny and frail. Yet she was able to maim nearly a hundred samurais dressed in suits who by the way were all below her height and who moved hysterically with their swords like little mad men possessed by evil spirits. Please donât get me wrong. Iâm a fan of Quentin Tarantino and âKill Billâ is truly one of my all-time favorite movies.
Lucy Liuâs graceful but nevertheless dangerous moves in her slam-bang movie with Antonio Banderas âBallistic:Ecks vs Severâ had my complete attention. In the same vein that I watched in awe as Daryll Hannahâs malevolent Elle Driver character in âKill Billâ do her thing with ice-cold lethal charm. Iâm captivated by them all.
Evelyn Salt (played by the slender-figured Angelina Jolie) engaged in martial arts combating burly CIA agents successfully in the movie thriller with her surname as the title. Cool. But deep inside while watching, I was like âYeah right.. Â Next thing we know, sheâd be lifting an eight-wheeler truck with just one arm.â
Oh so entertaining but oftentimes fantastically unbelievable. Head scratching time for me indeed.
I remember my father making these sweeping remarks, âWomen can never be physically stronger than men. These are just silly movies..â And how I believed him. He had always been cynical about it all albeit one of his favorite TV series then was Angie Dickinsonâs âPolicewoman.â Well..
Be that as it may, let me tell you that in my fantasy world, I am the swash-buckling Milla Jovovich in the movie âThe Three Musketeers.â Head strong, driven, indomitable, conniving, calculating, you name it, and incredibly beautiful. So..
Get out of my way, baby..